News Flash 1
Two 10 year old boys escaped from going to school, and were reported seen at Prime Supermarket.
A witness, Mdm Damn Kepo claimed to have seen the above boys, running away with Tiger Beer in hand. Security gave chase, but were unable to grab hold of the two small, nippy boys. Security was last seen panting and breathing heavily, with the two boys out of sight.
It is not known what they did to the stolen Tiger Beer. Prime Super Market is coming up with a plan to safeguard their beer bottles and cans from potential 10 year old drunkards.
In the meantime, the police set out a search for the two boys.
Some minutes later, the two boys were spotted at a nearby hawker centre.
They were trying to steal food.
This was after they were spotted fishing at a nearby pond.
The two boys were brought to the police station for further questioning.
The school and family were immediately informed.
News Flash 2
On a separate case...
Two boys were caught shoplifting at Popular Bookstore, last Saturday.
Items stolen were of academic nature.
It included several liquid papers, pens, pencils and coloured paper.
The police were called and the boys were brought in for questioning.
The boys claimed that they needed the items for school. Being amazed by their determined effort to learn, the police let them go with a warning.
The school and family were immediately informed.
What the heck?!!!!
Someone help me,
I think Im breeding criminals in my class!!
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